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Screaming Gorilla

If a gorilla screamed at me, I would crap my pants. Luckily, this is nothing like that! Screaming Gorilla is actually quite euphoric, unlike the experience of a 400 lb behemoth unleashing its fury. Instead, this sweet little green Gorilla will unleash its kindness upon your body and gently carry you to the couch, where it will then guide you through blissful thoughts of swimming across a serene blue lake full of tiny, tingly bubbles. Just don’t drink the lake water. Gross.

Screaming Gorilla is an Indica dominate hybrid, its sweet taste is skunky & earthy. Visit Medicine Man in Denver, Aurora, Thornton, Longmont.

Screaming gorilla strain

Screaming Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid with THC of 18.45%. It is documented as a 70/30 hybrid but it feels more like a 60/40 hybrid without the speeding heart racing effect typical with higher Sativa strains.

It is more cerebral than relaxing, which is why it’s 3:00am and I am writing this review.

This strain I think is best for anxiety, ADHD, depression, mild pain and nausea. If you have insomnia I would avoid taking this strain too close to bedtime.

I was honestly able to hit a clarity on this strain that was almost frightening. It got me to a place where I was able to write my musing with all the dripping sarcasm I wanted but didn’t know I actually possessed. It was magical and a little scary.

While it didn’t turn me into a screaming gorilla, it got me close, perhaps? I would like to think I was channeling Wendy Testaburger in my “Hero Worship” Musing rather than a screaming gorilla but……

Honestly I am usually more ladylike and civil in my writings but this time it was like I traded in my well padded boxing gloves for some brass knuckles. Not sure if it was the strain or the subject of my writing that inspired such descriptive and lewd verbosity. Whatever it was, boy it was a wild ride.

All I know is I felt just like Wendy here and it felt good:

Screaming gorilla strain Screaming Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid with THC of 18.45%. It is documented as a 70/30 hybrid but it feels more like a 60/40 hybrid without the speeding heart