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Nirvana is just a scam. Don’t trust the 5 star reviews

The good reviews here for this company are made by companies hired by Nirvana to leave good reviews. They hire people to peddle their scam on growers boards too. Fact is they don’t send the seeds, at least not to North America, but probably not anywhere. They lure people in with cheap pricing and all these fake review sites when you internet search them. I purchased in September and was told to wait another 2 weeks for delivery twice. Then they said they would do me a favor and resend the seeds even though it wasn’t company policy. I asked for a voucher instead so they couldn’t use covid as an excuse for why my seeds didn’t show up. I tried to order using the voucher which was for $90 and my order was $78 but they wouldn’t include shipping in the voucher so that was $6 (annoying) then there was a $6 transaction fee (aggravating) so I had to process a payment for $12 to be able to use my own money on their site. After 3 attempts I resigned to the fact that they aren’t going to honor that voucher just like they took my money and never sent me anything. When I emailed to tell them I would just dispute the original charge they said “OMG, if you would have just contacted us I would have sent you two packs of Chemdog, but if you’re going to dispute the charges then fine”. Who talks to customers like that? Customers who have waited months to see what they paid for. You know who? Drug addicts, thieves, con men, and the people at Nirvana are probably a good mix of all of those. They will bury this review with 25 glowing 5 star reviews which will make you think that my review was based on a fluke. Its not. Their problems are systemic and intentional. Alice, I didn’t even order Chemdog. Lay off the dope and quit jacking people’s money.

I have ordered from ILGM, SeedSupreme, W.G.F.T., Green Point, and seed king and only problem I had was bad ethos seeds from wgtf.

Nirvana,
Yep, called you scum bags for stealing which is true and called you a B!+/= after you were rude to me. My order wasn’t processed because your service said it was denied by my card which isn’t true, I have the info from my bank saying there was never a pending charge to approve or disapprove. There are over 200 people who didn’t receive their stuff on the review sites this year. Covid delayed shipments, it didn’t wave a magic wand and make them disappear. Notice how none of them redid their review to say they received them months later? You never sent them. Thieves/scum bags like I said. If someone stole from me here I’d do worse than calling them a scum bag. I ordered this order 4 seperate times and always an unsolvable issue and an excuse. You took my money, don’t forget that when you try to play the victim (narcissism). Everything I said was true

Of course our orders do get shipped, we would not be in business for 25 years if we were frauds. We shipped your order and when it did not arrive, offered to do a resend, free of charge. You preferred a voucher, worth the amount you originally spent, and that is what you got. For some reason you were unable to use the voucher and that is when the swearing and name calling began. Since you placed an order for 2 packs of Chemdog on the 29th of November, I assumed that is what you wanted to receive. And if you quote someone, you should use the correct text. I am sorry things did not work out, but I do not think I deserve the swearing and name calling, I simply tried to help you.

Seeds received

Sorry for first bad review, the seeds arrived today as promised with btc double quantity many thanks.

Class Act

I’ve been a customer since 2018 and never regretted it! I’ve had issue in the past ranging from growing to paying with crypto currency and customer service has always been there to help! When I say class act I’m talking about every part of the Nirvana seed operation from ordering to shipping, you just can’t find any better group of people to deal with!
Thanks guys!

Nirvana is by far the best seed bank…

Nirvana is by far the best seed bank heads and shoulders above the rest. I have ordered many time to Canada. I had one issue..I ordered seeds just before COVID struck. My seeds never arrived..I contacted Nirvana and then reshipped my order. They will take care of you. And the smoke off the plants is stellar. Lemon OG Haze is my favourite and grow every cycle. Right now I have a couple Lemon OG Haze, Super Silver Haze, and Raspberry Cough waiting to go on as soon as my batch of Lemons are done.

This is a scam.

This is a scam.
You will not receive your seeds or a refund.
Worst seed bank we have ever used.

Top Shelf Seeds

This is my 3rd time ordering

This is my 3rd time ordering. Nirvana has always been great. Best products, service department of anyone by far. And always the best discrete shipping.

Epic from seed to smoking finish!

Every seed has been a winner! I just grew my last Maui Wowie this season & the grow was EPIC!! I wish I could upload the pics. I’m a Nirvana lifer!

The quality of the seed leads to the…

The quality of the seed leads to the quality and f the breed ! Nirvana does it again! My og kush seeds led to some of the most healthy vibrant and strong plants I have ever grown ! Nirvana family much blessings to all of you!

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Seeds Banks. Warning NIRVANA SEED BANK

Well-Known Member

This is going to be a short intro. Basically sharing my experience with Nirvana Seed Bank.

Purchased AK48, Jock Horror, Northern Lights, and got 10 free seeds. haha

Me. 30yrs growing experience. Plus growing Garlic, Chillies and Tomatoes. All in Hydro, and Coco. Plus computerised C2o and temp controls all in commercial growing units up to 10,000 plants. Your questions are welcomed.

The above seeds took 1 week to crack, with a success rate of 75%.
After reading the reviews on Nirvana i was sure i had found the ONE. No it wasn’t, turned out to be a crapping piece of fluff. Air-rated fluff. Contacted Nirvana on several occasions to no avail only to be insulted by a internet forum troll only to be told it was me and not the seeds.

Here is the conversation. I am Sif

→ sif has joined

Welcome to Nirvana’s #420 chat sif

ⓘ Lazy_jim set mode +v sif

sent complaint about the quality of your AK48 via email support a week ago and all I get is emails trying to sell me more shit without any explanation why these products with crap.

Thought you had a better rep than that.

19:46:00
+Cerebral_Nomad
What happened?
19:46:34
+sif
fluffy fluffy fluffy
19:46:46
didn’t harden up at all
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19:46:55
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@Lazy_jim
Welcome to Nirvana’s #420 chat Cerebral_Nomad
19:46:58
ⓘ Lazy_jim set mode +v Cerebral_Nomad
19:47:26
+sif
dissapointed to the max.
19:47:55
+Cerebral_Nomad
Elaborate?
19:48:28
Bad AK48?
19:48:53
@Jim-food
sif like i said you have to solve that with customer support
19:49:05
im not customer support and i cant do anything about it
19:49:41
+Cerebral_Nomad
Seeds not poppin?
19:49:56
+sif
well they won’t respond, so whats the answer??
19:50:37
@Jim-food
well if they diddnt responded yet then give them some time
19:50:42
or fill in another ticket
19:50:43
+sif
seeds took a week to pop, at that point i thought perhaps something might be wrong
19:51:10
@Jim-food
many things could went wrong, but i do know that we have beginners who never grew before and they managed to get decent buds
19:51:47
+sif
why does everyone say how gr8 it is and i end up with fluffy fluff
19:51:59
+Cerebral_Nomad
How did you germ?19:52:05
+sif
perhaps they don’t know what gr8 actually is
19:52:06
@Jim-food
well where is the mistake then sif ??
19:52:14
they all grow perfect buds, except you
19:52:18
they all talk bs ?
19:52:35
sif maybe you dont know how to grow
19:52:55
+Cerebral_Nomad
Ive grown AK48 with no probs
19:52:59
+sif
there was something badly wrong. i don’t know what. thats what i am trying to assertain
19:53:17
@Jim-food
no you are not trying. all you do is complain the seeds are bad sif
19:53:25
+sif
I know how to grow, don’t worry about that
19:53:35
@Jim-food
like i said, sent another mail to support, ask for a explenation etc
19:53:37
+sif
because they were
19:53:49
@Jim-food
but i cant help you with it like i also mentioned before in chat
19:53:58
+sif
i don’t want to complain. last thing i want to do
19:54:12
+Cerebral_Nomad
Its not unheard of for seeds to take a week to crack
19:54:21
+sif
but i gave clones to other growers and they all had the same problem
19:55:00
I actually came on here in the that they were cracking saying they were taking along time
19:55:08
that week
19:55:19
+Cerebral_Nomad
What was the prob?
19:55:44
+sif
they were really fluffy, never hardened up
19:55:49
air rated
19:56:10
@Jim-food
ok lets say you have it all correct, the seeds where bad/ bad batch. i cant help you in here with that, only support can
19:56:21
and i said that many times already
19:56:28
+Cerebral_Nomad
Tell me more about your setup
19:56:44
+sif
i know jim. and am not trying to be a pain.
19:56:49
@Jim-food
good morning btw Cerebral
19:57:01
+Cerebral_Nomad
Mornin
19:57:25
+sif
i have several. Coca with 6* 600hps using canna
19:57:34
coco19:58:04

@Jim-food
sif 1 question, what did customer support replied when you sended your complain ?19:58:19
+sif
i recon it must have been a bad batch, because here’s another thing, they took longer than the Jock Horror
19:58:29
nothing
19:58:38
@Jim-food
so they diddnt reply yet
19:58:55
[09:40] sent complaint about the quality of your AK48 via email support a week ago and all I get is emails trying to sell me more shit without any explanation why these products with crap.
19:59:20
+sif
just sent an email saying they had seen i had visited the website and looked at stuff but not purchased. why? that was the email
19:59:26
+Cerebral_Nomad
Well I will vouch for that. Its not as quick as they say
19:59:32
@Jim-food
you are not the only 1 who sents in mails, and its the busiest time of the year. also told you that last time
19:59:47
we have a automail, customer mail, support. all mails
20:00:11
+sif
you know when you put 3 months into a grow and end up with fluff, not cool
20:00:15
@Jim-food
so when your ticket comes up they get back to you regarding the problem, not trying to sell you anything
20:00:24
+sif
oh ok
20:00:53
@Jim-food
and as you just heard, another customer in here grew the same. no problem
20:01:02
and many grew it, no problem
20:01:22
+sif
but the Jock Horror finished before the AK. and from what i read thats not right
20:01:44
@Jim-food
sif you start with a different thing every time.
20:01:54
you just have to wait for support, thats all i can say
20:02:01
i cant do shit about it in chat
20:02:02
+sif
you know the free seeds they send?
20:02:08
@Jim-food
i cant look into orders complains etc
20:02:22
whats up with the freebies ?
20:02:37
+Cerebral_Nomad
What about
20:02:39
+sif
what strains are they as they have no name?
20:02:40
+Cerebral_Nomad
em?
20:02:59
Mystery seeds
20:03:05
+sif
hmmm
20:03:06
@Jim-food
as stated on the page, mystery asin mixed reg. so i dont know what seeds you get
20:03:08
+sif
males?
20:03:14
@Jim-food
reg.
20:03:33
+Cerebral_Nomad
possibly
20:03:42
+sif
females or males or mixed
20:03:59
@Jim-food
all reg, but mixed strains
20:04:09
+sif
females?
20:04:23
@Jim-food
30 year grow experience eh ?
20:04:24
+sif
sorry, so they could be males?
20:04:29
+Cerebral_Nomad
They are regular seeds dude
20:04:39
+sif
thats scary
20:04:53
+Cerebral_Nomad
scary?

20:05:13
+sif
pleased i asked that could have been a dissaster if a male flowered in the female room
20:05:26
then i could sell you seeds. lol
20:05:56
+Cerebral_Nomad
Uhmmmm. that’s why you remove males
20:06:25
+sif
i know that. but i don’t want any males near my female rooms
20:06:53
will just have to be aware when they flower, atleast now i know
20:07:14
because i assumed they were only females
20:07:35
@Jim-food
sif diddnt you had so much experience like you said last time ?
20:08:12
+sif
i have, but i never realised you were sending free MALE seeds as well as female,
20:08:16
@Jim-food
this is not very convicing to be honest.
20:08:33
+sif
whats not convincing?
20:08:33
+Cerebral_Nomad
How could they only be female seeds?
20:08:34
@Jim-food
there are no male seeds.
20:08:45
+sif
Feminised
20:09:02
@Jim-food
then they would called 10 fem freebies. not 10 reg
20:09:09
and if you need to ask if reg is also male
20:09:27
+sif
i,m an idiot for assuming they were females then.
20:09:27
@Jim-food
and then tell me they are male seeds which dont excist even.
20:09:47
the first part is correct
20:09:52
+sif
these are the free ones i’m referring to
20:10:34
@Jim-food
well the free are reg, so they can become male or female. they are not male seeds. male seeds dont exist

But there Is More. So as admitted the free seeds can be either Male or Female. Stay away from Nirvana and pass this message around. I think the review on the website are false. you can pay for a review starting at $5.

Nirvana, i would love you to respond and post the rest of the chat.

Thorhax
Well-Known Member

i shouldn’t of taken the time to read that. sounds like you didn’t get the stellar pheno you were hoping for. 1. thats how it is and 2. you sounds very rude in your messages, i wouldn’t help you out either=]

Well-Known Member

i shouldn’t of taken the time to read that. sounds like you didn’t get the stellar pheno you were hoping for. 1. thats how it is and 2. you sounds very rude in your messages, i wouldn’t help you out either=]

Don’t want to be helped out by Nirvana .probably send me hermaphrodites. “we send both males and females. lol)”.

That’s my experience man and i feel i should alert others to the perils of these seed banks. And i am annoyed , 3 month grow for a bunch of ak48 fluff . what a joke. Had enough of the Fluff.

The420Guru
Active Member

This is going to be a short intro. Basically sharing my experience with Nirvana Seed Bank.

Purchased AK48, Jock Horror, Northern Lights, and got 10 free seeds. haha

Me. 30yrs growing experience. Plus growing Garlic, Chillies and Tomatoes. All in Hydro, and Coco. Plus computerised C2o and temp controls all in commercial growing units up to 10,000 plants. Your questions are welcomed.

The above seeds took 1 week to crack, with a success rate of 75%.
After reading the reviews on Nirvana i was sure i had found the ONE. No it wasn’t, turned out to be a crapping piece of fluff. Air-rated fluff. Contacted Nirvana on several occasions to no avail only to be insulted by a internet forum troll only to be told it was me and not the seeds.

Here is the conversation. I am Sif

→ sif has joined

Welcome to Nirvana’s #420 chat sif

ⓘ Lazy_jim set mode +v sif

sent complaint about the quality of your AK48 via email support a week ago and all I get is emails trying to sell me more shit without any explanation why these products with crap.

Thought you had a better rep than that.

19:46:00
+Cerebral_Nomad
What happened?
19:46:34
+sif
fluffy fluffy fluffy
19:46:46
didn’t harden up at all
19:46:52
Cerebral_Nomad has quit (Quit: cu on soon)
19:46:55
Cerebral_Nomad has joined
19:46:56
@Lazy_jim
Welcome to Nirvana’s #420 chat Cerebral_Nomad
19:46:58
ⓘ Lazy_jim set mode +v Cerebral_Nomad
19:47:26
+sif
dissapointed to the max.
19:47:55
+Cerebral_Nomad
Elaborate?
19:48:28
Bad AK48?
19:48:53
@Jim-food
sif like i said you have to solve that with customer support
19:49:05
im not customer support and i cant do anything about it
19:49:41
+Cerebral_Nomad
Seeds not poppin?
19:49:56
+sif
well they won’t respond, so whats the answer??
19:50:37
@Jim-food
well if they diddnt responded yet then give them some time
19:50:42
or fill in another ticket
19:50:43
+sif
seeds took a week to pop, at that point i thought perhaps something might be wrong
19:51:10
@Jim-food
many things could went wrong, but i do know that we have beginners who never grew before and they managed to get decent buds
19:51:47
+sif
why does everyone say how gr8 it is and i end up with fluffy fluff
19:51:59
+Cerebral_Nomad
How did you germ?19:52:05
+sif
perhaps they don’t know what gr8 actually is
19:52:06
@Jim-food
well where is the mistake then sif ??
19:52:14
they all grow perfect buds, except you
19:52:18
they all talk bs ?
19:52:35
sif maybe you dont know how to grow
19:52:55
+Cerebral_Nomad
Ive grown AK48 with no probs
19:52:59
+sif
there was something badly wrong. i don’t know what. thats what i am trying to assertain
19:53:17
@Jim-food
no you are not trying. all you do is complain the seeds are bad sif
19:53:25
+sif
I know how to grow, don’t worry about that
19:53:35
@Jim-food
like i said, sent another mail to support, ask for a explenation etc
19:53:37
+sif
because they were
19:53:49
@Jim-food
but i cant help you with it like i also mentioned before in chat
19:53:58
+sif
i don’t want to complain. last thing i want to do
19:54:12
+Cerebral_Nomad
Its not unheard of for seeds to take a week to crack
19:54:21
+sif
but i gave clones to other growers and they all had the same problem
19:55:00
I actually came on here in the that they were cracking saying they were taking along time
19:55:08
that week
19:55:19
+Cerebral_Nomad
What was the prob?
19:55:44
+sif
they were really fluffy, never hardened up
19:55:49
air rated
19:56:10
@Jim-food
ok lets say you have it all correct, the seeds where bad/ bad batch. i cant help you in here with that, only support can
19:56:21
and i said that many times already
19:56:28
+Cerebral_Nomad
Tell me more about your setup
19:56:44
+sif
i know jim. and am not trying to be a pain.
19:56:49
@Jim-food
good morning btw Cerebral
19:57:01
+Cerebral_Nomad
Mornin
19:57:25
+sif
i have several. Coca with 6* 600hps using canna
19:57:34
coco19:58:04

@Jim-food
sif 1 question, what did customer support replied when you sended your complain ?19:58:19
+sif
i recon it must have been a bad batch, because here’s another thing, they took longer than the Jock Horror
19:58:29
nothing
19:58:38
@Jim-food
so they diddnt reply yet
19:58:55
[09:40] sent complaint about the quality of your AK48 via email support a week ago and all I get is emails trying to sell me more shit without any explanation why these products with crap.
19:59:20
+sif
just sent an email saying they had seen i had visited the website and looked at stuff but not purchased. why? that was the email
19:59:26
+Cerebral_Nomad
Well I will vouch for that. Its not as quick as they say
19:59:32
@Jim-food
you are not the only 1 who sents in mails, and its the busiest time of the year. also told you that last time
19:59:47
we have a automail, customer mail, support. all mails
20:00:11
+sif
you know when you put 3 months into a grow and end up with fluff, not cool
20:00:15
@Jim-food
so when your ticket comes up they get back to you regarding the problem, not trying to sell you anything
20:00:24
+sif
oh ok
20:00:53
@Jim-food
and as you just heard, another customer in here grew the same. no problem
20:01:02
and many grew it, no problem
20:01:22
+sif
but the Jock Horror finished before the AK. and from what i read thats not right
20:01:44
@Jim-food
sif you start with a different thing every time.
20:01:54
you just have to wait for support, thats all i can say
20:02:01
i cant do shit about it in chat
20:02:02
+sif
you know the free seeds they send?
20:02:08
@Jim-food
i cant look into orders complains etc
20:02:22
whats up with the freebies ?
20:02:37
+Cerebral_Nomad
What about
20:02:39
+sif
what strains are they as they have no name?
20:02:40
+Cerebral_Nomad
em?
20:02:59
Mystery seeds
20:03:05
+sif
hmmm
20:03:06
@Jim-food
as stated on the page, mystery asin mixed reg. so i dont know what seeds you get
20:03:08
+sif
males?
20:03:14
@Jim-food
reg.
20:03:33
+Cerebral_Nomad
possibly
20:03:42
+sif
females or males or mixed
20:03:59
@Jim-food
all reg, but mixed strains
20:04:09
+sif
females?
20:04:23
@Jim-food
30 year grow experience eh ?
20:04:24
+sif
sorry, so they could be males?
20:04:29
+Cerebral_Nomad
They are regular seeds dude
20:04:39
+sif
thats scary
20:04:53
+Cerebral_Nomad
scary?

20:05:13
+sif
pleased i asked that could have been a dissaster if a male flowered in the female room
20:05:26
then i could sell you seeds. lol
20:05:56
+Cerebral_Nomad
Uhmmmm. that’s why you remove males
20:06:25
+sif
i know that. but i don’t want any males near my female rooms
20:06:53
will just have to be aware when they flower, atleast now i know
20:07:14
because i assumed they were only females
20:07:35
@Jim-food
sif diddnt you had so much experience like you said last time ?
20:08:12
+sif
i have, but i never realised you were sending free MALE seeds as well as female,
20:08:16
@Jim-food
this is not very convicing to be honest.
20:08:33
+sif
whats not convincing?
20:08:33
+Cerebral_Nomad
How could they only be female seeds?
20:08:34
@Jim-food
there are no male seeds.
20:08:45
+sif
Feminised
20:09:02
@Jim-food
then they would called 10 fem freebies. not 10 reg
20:09:09
and if you need to ask if reg is also male
20:09:27
+sif
i,m an idiot for assuming they were females then.
20:09:27
@Jim-food
and then tell me they are male seeds which dont excist even.
20:09:47
the first part is correct
20:09:52
+sif
these are the free ones i’m referring to
20:10:34
@Jim-food
well the free are reg, so they can become male or female. they are not male seeds. male seeds dont exist

But there Is More. So as admitted the free seeds can be either Male or Female. Stay away from Nirvana and pass this message around. I think the review on the website are false. you can pay for a review starting at $5.

Nirvana, i would love you to respond and post the rest of the chat.

This is going to be a short intro. Basically sharing my experience with Nirvana Seed Bank. Purchased AK48, Jock Horror, Northern Lights, and got 10 free…