How to Smoke Without Getting Caught
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Cigarette and marijuana smoke have distinct odors that can alert other people in your home to what you are doing. While smoking indoors is never an ideal situation, there are times when it can be preferable to going outside. If your need to smoke is worth the risk of getting caught, there are a lot of things you can do to minimize your chances of being caught, including smoking in the bathroom, directing the smoke outside, filtering smoke through a sploof, and properly disposing of the evidence.
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To smoke in your room without getting caught, start by placing a damp towel along the crack at the bottom of your door to stop smoke getting through. The smell of tobacco and marijuana can easily linger on your clothes, so consider taking off your shirt, or setting aside a shirt that you only wear for smoking. If you have long hair, you can also tie it back in a bandanna or shower cap to protect it from the smell. Then, open a window or turn on your ventilator and blow your smoke towards it. When you’re finished smoking, light a candle or incense stick or spray some air freshener around the room to mask the smell. For more tips, including how to smoke in your bathroom without getting caught, read on!
How to Smoke Without Getting Caught. Cigarette and marijuana smoke have distinct odors that can alert other people in your home to what you are doing. While smoking indoors is never an ideal situation, there are times when it can be…
How to never get caught smoking weed!
The only bad thing about smoking up is getting caught. Having always lived with my family, my second life as a stoner sometimes seems like a drag to keep up to. You know that things escalate if they catch a whiff off of you, bust your stash, or notice your rather red eyes, so we’re always trying to figure out techniques to be in the clear. And innovation is key to the forever evolving cannabis culture, be it in terms of consuming marijuana or making people believe you don’t.
A few pointers to keep in mind to keep you on the right side of things!
Stay discreet about your habit and don’t keep your stash in plain sight. Staying lowkey goes a long way, try not to smoke around the vicinity that you live in and certainly don’t smoke at home. If your parents don’t know about you smoking, don’t take your smoking supplies home. But sometimes you don’t have a choice; in such situations look for stash kits that look like everyday objects that blend easily with your belongings, a huge zip-lock is not one of them. Go for a rolling pouch which serves you not only as a storage option but makes rolling easier. The Slimjim Tool Kit is also something you might want to consider adding to your arsenal.
Smoking at Home is Dangerous
Smoking at home can get you in a lot of trouble, the smell lingers and with it, lingers evidence. Use the classic dryer sheets method or smoke out of an open window. Vaping doesn’t leave behind the dreaded charred smell, so you can try switching to a vape if you need to smoke at home. You can also take a look at Smoke Ghost.
You know that one friend who always carries a sanitizer, hand cream, eye drops, perfume, mints and lip balm? Be like that friend! Come prepared with all the essentials you need for your session and after. Cleaning up after a sesh can save you from your mom; who can smell smoke before you enter the house, from the cops and from the one person at work who gets in the lift with you right after you’ve smoked. To make life a little easier for you, we have hand curated this Clean Up Kit with all your session essentials.
Don’t Try Too Hard
Staying low key is one thing, but trying very hard to act inconspicuous, being vigorously paranoid and alert pulls attention to you will make you look guilty, and that is exactly why you need to smoke without acting like you are doing something wrong. Take it from us, looking innocent will make you pass off as unimpeachable. And at the end of the day you can always say “This is rolled tobacco, I don’t even know what weed is.”
Smoke responsibly and stay out of trouble guys, Happy Smoking!
The only bad thing about smoking up is getting caught. Having always lived with my family, my second life as a stoner sometimes seems like a drag to keep up to. You know that things escalate if they catch a whiff off of you, bust your stash, or notice your rather red eyes, so we’re always trying to figure out techniq